I have a new boyfriend!
Okay, I feel a little weird about bragging, but he’s kind of a huge celebrity. He’s great – so funny, always running around and getting us in and out of trouble.
The only thing is, people are constantly stopping him to ask for photos. I’m like “Hello? We’re on a date. He’s off the clock, people.” But it never ends. He’s cool with it, though. I think he likes it, kind of. He gets paranoid, though. He won’t take pictures with bald guys.
Oh and also?! He dresses up like a girl sometimes. I know, I know, a lot of straight guys are into that, and it’s becoming more mainstream, but you should see the way he looks at himself in the mirror when he’s dressed like a girl. He’s completely in love with himself.
But that’s all okay, because he’s totally my type – funny, smart and kind of an asshole. Yay!
