The Lanolin Saga

The Lanolin Saga – Chapter the First…Idylls of the Ides

I should like to introduce to you, gentle readers, a young lady by the name of Emerald.  Gracious and graceful, as lit from within by the glow of her goodwill as her golden hair is lit by the sun on a day such as this one, Emerald waltzes through life with nature as her gown.  The air rejoices at her every breath, and willows weep that they can only hope to emulate the beauty of her carriage. Which is not to say that she slumps. No indeed! Emerald’s very being is the picture of blessings. Those who see her pass think to themselves, “What a very lucky girl, and what a lucky soul am I to have seen her!” Little do they know the invisible cloud hanging over poor dear Emerald – the cloud known now scientifically as “Murphy’s Law.”

And for those readers who are not quite so gentle as the aforementioned readers, I should like to introduce a young woman (it should be slander to name her a young lady) by the name of Juniper. A more contrary girl was never known in all of Christendom, though outside of Christendom I cannot vouch for.  Tall as a reed and quick as a whip, her moods and opinions shift with the wind, but her loyalty is fierce and true and, on occasion, steel-tested.

What adventures shall meet with these two lasses? None other than…THE GREATEST THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!!!!!

Until next time, gentle and non-gentle readers…

 

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